They really struggle to put food on the table.Ī large man is sitting next to a dwarf in the bus. I then said to him "well, which one are you then?" I met a midget the other day and asked him "what is it like being a dwarf?" Why is a Mexican midget called a paragraph?Ī dwarf stole all all of my anti depressants today. Recent studies have confirmed, 6 out of 7 dwarves aren't happy. Make the little things in life count, teach a midget mathematics. I got told off today for making a joke about a midget. I know a joke about a midget, it is short and funny. He was finally able to hold his head up high.ĭid you hear about the midget that overdosed on viagra? Why don't midgets need a concrete wall to play handball?ĭid you hear about the midget that smoked a bunch of weed?
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Why are midgets so good at picking up girls?ĭid you hear the story about the midget who was climbing down the prison wall? Why does everyone respect midgets and dwarves?ĭid you realise that dwarfism is a growing problem around the world?ĭid you realise that 6 outta 7 dwarves are not happy? No matter how fast I ran, he was always a little father ahead. My dad was a midget but I still could never beat him in a running race. "What an ungrateful little man" I thought as I zipped up my backpack and continued my walk. "Jump in, I'll give you a lift home" I said. What is the difference between a dwarf and a midget?